I have a box made out of woven cloves next to the computer... it's filled with a ton of loose cloves... and, buried amidst the cloves are clove cigarettes. I shouldn't smoke them, however... I do not smoke regularly anymore, and they will fry my lungs.
If you value my health and general wellbeing, you should bug these bastards and get them to make more goddamn gum... grr. I'm tempted just to make my own!