Ice on Mars!
How's it feel to be frozen?! Yeah, ice is nice!
This. This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
This. This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
Now all we need is a rocketship, some vodka, vermouth, a cocktail shaker, an olive, and a martini glass, and Mars will be habitable by humans!