Mmm... yummy oatmeal raisin cookies! Chewy, freshly baked. I looked at the package to see where she got them. She must've been to the accursed mall again...
McDonalds? What the f*ck...?!
As a general rule, I don't eat fast food... and when I do, it's not McDonalds. The fact that they can make something so evil and tempting is just spiritually and psychologically wrong... but I love oatmeal raisin cookies!
This evening, she dangled another little packet over my head. Chocolate chip cookies... Auugh! Someone make the madness stop!