Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

It's good to be viscount?!

Generally speaking, I hate how the media focuses on the British royalty and on their scandals. That said, the most recent one is interesting, in large part because of what people in the British media cannot say about it.

This scandal involves a pair of blackmailers who were arrested for trying to get money out of the royals. Apparently, they have video of a royal aide snorting royally-supplied cocaine and performing oral sex on the royal member of a member of the royal family.

Well, due to British court restrictions, the British press are barred from reporting who, exactly, this royal is.

So, in the interest of circumventing censorship, I'll mention that it has been reported that the royal in question was Viscount Linley, the son of the late Princess Margaret, the Queen's younger sister.

This is the first time that a member of the British royalty has been blackmailed in over 100 years... so, if you ever happen to get ahold of video of a member of the royal family in the middle of sexual dalliances, please do the right thing and sell it to Penthouse instead. You'll make money, and it will wind up as a free download for everyone else within a week. 

Everybody wins, really.  


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