Brothers, sisters, I have seen the light!
I seek other disciples to spread the good news of our Godfather's return and of the redemption of Soul!
Join me to form the Church of James Brown, and be forever known as a Disciple of Soul.
I believe that James Brown died on Christmas to redeem Soul.
I believe that James Brown is still the Hardest Working Man in Show Business.
I believe that James Brown worked hard to spread the Gospel of Soul, and now, he's returned to the cosmic mothership to preach his gospel from on high, eternally united with the Father, Brother Ray, who plays keyboards righteously.
I believe that James Brown will return to the Apollo three days after his death to proclaim the power and the glory of Soul. Verily, he shall also be on television, to spread his gospel to the world.
Will you see the light of James Brown?
Will you hear, bear witness to, and spread the message of James Brown, the Soul Brother Number One?
Will you let James Brown in to your heart to purify and redeem Soul?