Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

Beating Steven Colbert to the punch.

I'm sure some of you have heard by now that Time Magazine has named me "Person of The Year" for 2006.

Thank you, Time. It's an honor, and it was a tough race, but I prevailed, managing to squeak past Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the last minute.

Obviously, I'll be pretty busy with interviews and press junkets for the next few weeks, but I did want to let you know that I am offering limited edition commemorative prints of the Time Magazine Person of the Year cover, personally inscribed by me. Only 10,000 prints will be issued, and at only $50 each, it's quite a deal... and collectable as well. Makes a great Christmas gift for the whole family.

I just wanted to take the time to thank all you, my fanatical supporters, for helping to bestow this honor on me. I promise to bear the burden of office with responsibility, and to do my best to not disgrace the crown.

Many Thanks,
Mark Krftt

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