Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
insomnia

Safety warnings for Wiitards.



If your "friend" whacks you in the face during a head-to-head match and smiles a shit-eating grin afterwards, well, that's not allowed. 



Keep mischievous Leprechauns / drunken Irishmen away from the Wii at all times.



Your new Wii is worth $500 on eBay, so don't throw it out with the garbage / packaging by mistake. You should also avoid selling it at garage sales, as you really will make more for it on eBay.



Wiis do not require Gatorade after a long gaming session, regardless of whether you do or not.
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