Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

This just in...

A flogging a day takes the blues away!

And, indeed, "nature's natural endorphin rush" doesn't just help treat depression, but can also be used to successfully treat drug and alcohol addiction.

So, do you have freinds who seem down, listless, or who spend entirely too much of their time in a drug or alcohol-induced stupor?

Do us all a favor.  Beat their ass until they quit. You'll be glad you did!


Note: If you are a female over the age of 18 who needs treatment for depression, addiction, or a chemical dependency -- and you look good in a tightly-laced corset -- we can help! 

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