Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

Irate CBS employees leak internal memo that fawns all over Katie f*in' Couric!

Katie Couric? You mean that hack who blindly parrots Freeper talking points... again and again? If you ask me, she's not the future of journalism. We are.

To: All CBS employees
From: Leslie Moonves and Sean McManus
Date: April 5, 2006

Today is an historic day for CBS and CBS News. This morning, Katie Couric, one of the most trusted and beloved news anchors of our time, announced she will be joining our family this fall as the Anchor and Managing Editor of the CBS EVENING NEWS WITH KATIE COURIC, and as a contributor to 60 MINUTES and as host of a number of CBS News specials throughout the year.

We cannot begin to tell you how thrilled we are that this multi-talented journalist will be joining us. Broadcasters with the credibility, skills and popularity of Katie Couric are few and far between. To our news division and our company, it is as significant an event, in its own way, as the return of the NFL to CBS or the arrival of CSI and Survivor to our primetime schedule.

Trusted? Beloved? Credible?! *shudder*

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.