Jack Straw slips on a condom.
British Foriegn Minister Jack Straw seems positively kerfuffled in this speech (RealPlayer) given at good ol' Blackburn, Lancashire. Embarassing? Yes, especially when the British media caught the slip too.
At 3:45 seconds into the speech, he brandishes a local Blackburn paper and (mis)reads the headline:
"Condom... Condi comes to the center of the world."
...but really, in a larger spiritual and metaphorical sense, isn't he right?!