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"It would not be out of the realm of the possible." - Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. Barry Venable
Not out of the realm of possibility? Maybe? Perhaps?! They should tie the guy to a chair in the middle of Baghdad, and let any Iraqis who want to line up so they can all flick his earlobe.
I hear that the smart money in neocon circles is that the mysterious deaths were caused by aliens with highly acidic saliva, or were thwarted terrorist acts of spontaneous combustion. Or maybe God smote them. Who knows?!
It just goes to show you -- young kids shouldn't play with matches!