Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
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Pre-Valentines Day Crushes

Just got a message from that Cupid thing at The Spark that someone has a crush on me. I got a similar such thing awhile back too.

I am dying to find out, actually... but I care too much about those I have a crush on to spam you, so I decided to remove myself from the Cupid list.

Let's just put it this way... if you're on my friend's list (and, in some cases, even if you are not), I probably have a crush on you in some kind of sense. I would love to get to know all of you... I think we should hang out drinking either cafe sua' da, smoothies, or pearl tea (your choice), hit Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley, go out to an exotic restaurant, have drinks in a snazzy club, dance together under the stars, get nekkid in the hot tub, and do things that we wouldn't even post in our journals! I'm officially giving all of you permission to ravish me; one at a time, or in groups of up to four... it doesn't matter. You must be at least THIS TALL to board this ride.

Alternately, you could always drop me an e-mail... I would gladly start off with the cafe sua' da, smoothies, or pearl tea (my treat) and see how it goes from there.

m.
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