Damn... all those people using the Internet to communicate with each other... consentually, even! Guess all those sexual deviants out there will have to use Yahoo! Email, Yahoo! Groups, Yahoo Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Personals, or Yahoo Search to hook up instead.
Please feel free to contact Yahoo! and express your concerns about how every major feature they offer the public enables child molesters and pornographers, kindly requesting that they shut down their entire company to save us all from ourselves. Thank you.