Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
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Tasteless song parody idea...

As performed to the music of the original (.wmv version) by L'Trimm. The new version is probably inexcusably tasteless, but, y'know?! Thereyago.

"So many terrorists, where can we start?
we like them desperate and not very smart.
I like the ones with the crazy eyes,
Lovin' Allah, but not very wise.
Stop. What happened, how about the ones we especially like?
Which ones?
You know the ones with the cars that go..
I hear you..
Hit it!

It was me and the posse with Zarqawi
We were cruising in a beaten up taxi,
When low and behold there appeared a mirage,
He was making IEDs in his daddy's garage.
We stopped short, did a double take,
He was looking so deranged, I thought I wasn't awake.
He was obviously hooking up plastique, I assume,
And then he pushed a little button and the car went boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.
We like the cars, the cars that go boom.
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.

We like them big, and we like them small,
As long as they are killers, then we like them all.
They're always adding C4 when they find the room,
Cuz they know we love the guys with the cars that go boom.
And see my homies really know where it's at,
They've got nail-filled gastanks strapped to the back.
They'll record a video before they ride to their doom,
Because they like to drive the cars, the ones that go boom.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.
We like the cars, the cars that go boom.
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.

Now if your car ain't got explosives, then go out and get it,
We like the boom and don't you forget it.
So tape your foot to the pedal, and aim for the base,
So your car can be heard almost any place.
Cuz there are infidels near Tal Afar,
But your ass will get shot up if you dont have a car.
If your bomb is weak, please turn it off,
And use a suicide vest if you wanna be tough.

We like the cars, the cars that go boom,
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.
We like the cars, the cars that go boom.
We're Osama and Zarqawi and we like the boom.

To set off the bomb just beep your horn
Just beep your horn if you want your 72 virgins!
Allah akbar!
Just hit it!
Beep, beep beep beep BOOM!
Come on everybody!
Hey, hey hey hey hey!
Beep, beep beep beep BOOM!"
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