What I do need, however, is a way to transfer my permanent account status on some of these accounts to other existing accounts -- renaming said accounts just won't cut it.
How real are permanent accounts, anyway? Can you put them in your will? Give them to your grandchildren? Donate them to charity? Auction them off on eBay?
Can you create a company that grabs up hot, available LJ usernames and resells them for a markup? Dogbert wants to know!