Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
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This just in...

Norwegian soldiers also make videos that are cooler than those of U.S. soldiers.

A group of Norwegian soldiers stationed in Kosovo made this surprisingly ballsy video, which has unfortunately sparked an international incident guaranteed to get the soldiers into trouble.

Too bad, really... 'cause the video cleverly points out just how misguided "peacekeeping" operations can be at times. Compared to other recent peacekeeping efforts, Kosovo seems like a stunning success... until you consider the little things, like having thousands of soldiers sitting on their hands over there while the various factions ethnically cleanse each other.

Despite clear signs that other world powers are making better videos than American soldiers, Bush administration officials have vigorously denied that there is a "video gap", claiming that U.S. troops still make the best videos, but that they can't be released to the public for "national security" reasons.

"Kosovo"

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Prishtina, Podujevë, head for Macedonia...

Somewhere far overseas
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where you don't want to go
If you're Albanian at all

Protecting human rights
Air strikes and firefights
And we'll be dropping our bombs
Wherever Serbian bad guys hide

Just up from Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya, Rwanda...
Wish we coulda helped ya

Iraqi embargo
That's where we got hustled
Down in Kosovo
We'll kick some ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know...

Good luck to Kosovo

Milosevic
You sorry son of a bitch

Every time we go
To little places like Kosovo
We never really know
What happens after we go...

Tough luck for Kosovo.

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Pristinia, Podujevë, head for Macedonia

down to Kosovo
We'll kick their ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know...
That sucks for Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya,
Rwanda
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
How it is we don't know...
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