An analyst for NASA who routinely studies images to determine information about the conditions on other planets has analyzed the video of Bush's mysterious bulge in his jacket, and has determined that there is, indeed, a mysterious alien presence affixed to GWB's back.
"I am willing to stake my scientific reputation to the statement that Bush was wearing something under his jacket during the debate. This is not about a bad suit. And there's no way the bulge can be described as a wrinkled shirt."
And you know what? I have declined to comment on this until now because I thought the matter needed more conclusive evidence, but yes, I believe him.
