Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
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The O'oh'oh Factor

FoxNews posterboy Bill O'Reilly is in hot water. Andrea Mackris, a longtime Associate Producer for "The O'Reilly Factor" and a current employee of Fox, is suing Bill O'Reilly and FoxNews for a reported sixty miiiiilllion dollars because of years of repeated sexual harassment by O'Reilly!

How bad was the harassment? Imagine O'Reilly calling you at home, supposedly about work... then talking about sex... and ejaculating while on the phone. Not just once... and not just twice... but three times. That bad.

Really, though... you should read the whole thing. I especially like the part where he's fantasizing about teasing her pussy with a falafel. Kinky!

So, just a reminder... out of the two most popular rightwing pundits:
- One is a drug-dealin' hillbilly heroin junkie.
- The other is sexually abusive phone s3x0r -- the kind of guy who tries to cheat on his pregant wife.

And *BOTH* are in a world of hurtin' right about now. (Envisions protesters chasing O'Reilly down, waving vibrators and boxes of Kleenex at him.)

**Update: O'Reilly's lawyers have countersued, and have made statements indicating that not only do they believe that there were phone recordings, they suspect they were recorded, too. Mackris' lawyer is apparently as good as they get at these kinds of cases. Should be interesting... Meanwhile, Bill O'Reilly's exploits have apparently given rise to a new word! Bill is horny, wants a snack... He's a falaphiliac! **
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