The Metametapost.

The metametapost with zyxwvut and trinsf @ the pirate party.

zyxwvut apparently makes a lot of phone posts, while trinsf almost invariably transcribes them for him. He gave her a tiny phone as a reward for transcribing all of his posts, and she dared him to make a phone post from the party. I had to moblog it, of course.