Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

Hurricane Charley has been upgraded...

It's now being known as Hurricane Cheney, the "go fuck yourself" hurricane. In addition, Hurricane Bonnie is now known as Hurricane Bushie, after having been strengthened by large masses of hot air sweeping in from Texas. As it is an election season, expect both to target Florida extensively.

In other news, Florida House Representative Katheryn Harris has issued a statewide proclaimation welcoming "our new meteorological masters."

(Something tells me that she expects a new job out of this...)

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