Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
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Footballin'

University of Colorado football coach complains that the lack of sex parties makes it harder to recruit the top players...

Yeah. Let's not let claims of rape and sexual assault get in the way of the football team's fun, right?! And besides, everyone knows that young women go to college primarily to entertain the jocks. It is their duty to pass out at all night keggers and make themselves receptive for a flurry of alcohol-induced panty peeling.

It's just not a "real" college experience unless every orifice hurts in the morning.
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