Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
insomnia

I had to try this for strictly retro reasons...

Yes, I did the mash too...

You live in a Apartment.
You're married to Bjork.
You drive a rickshaw.
Your car is the color red.
You live in the state of sexual excitement.
Your honeymoon is in Phuket.
Your occupation is a web-based spiritual leader.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).
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Your car is not the color silver.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't live in the state of confusion.
You don't live in a House.
Your honeymoon is not in Nova Scotia.
You don't drive a Mr. Bean car.
You don't have this many kids: 2.
Your honeymoon is not in Wales.
Your car is not the color black.
You don't drive a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow.
You don't live in the state of California.
Your occupation is not a professional troublemaker.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't have this many kids: 0.
You're not married to a yet-as-unnamed glowing being.
Your occupation is not a semi-retired teacher.
You're not married to Kirsten.
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