They should make something you can buy that would fix this. They don't.
Blah... think I'll call Adaeon and see if I can get his arse up for a network game of Diablo II. He's always too busy with law school lately. Urgh... hope he finishes up law school soon so that we can hang out on the front porch, drinking Sheaf's stout, philosophizing, disagreeing, talking about distant places and waxing poetic.