Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
insomnia

help find a date for Angelina...

I don't know whether any of you have heard of Angelina Jolie before... she seems like a nice person with a good personality, and I thought that some of you might be willing to help her out.

Angelina recently came out as bisexual, but she hasn't had sex for over a year and is "starting to really want it". Unfortunately, her career makes it hard for her to have much of a social life. She's interested in finding a partner(s) for a casual fling, but doesn't know where to start, because she's never done it before.

Since she sounds like she could use some help, I am willing to offer my services as a matchmaker for Angelina, if any of you would be interested in a date with her... and possibly more if the chemistry is right.

Now, I know what some of you were probably thinking when I said that she was nice and had a good personality, but really, she's quite cute. Here's a picture of her, and I think if you Google her, you might be able to find a website too.

In any case, I figured there might be one or two of you out there on LiveJournal who would be interested in going on a date with Ms. Jolie, and, if sparks fly, maybe more.

Now, I should probably tell you something... she has a an adopted son, and is recently divorced. She also has several tattoos, but they're tasteful. She likes trucks, knives, and excitement, but also appreciates spending quiet evenings at home.

Because Angelina is new to this sort of thing and is probably a bit vulnerable right now, please only respond to this post if you would really like a date with her. If so, reply to this post with a message for her, a picture, or whatever you think might make Angelina come out of her shell and take an interest in dating again. I will do what I can to pass your information along to her as soon as possible. No promises though... she's got a really busy schedule!

I know that somewhere out there, there has to be a Mr./Ms. Right for her... or a Mr./Ms. Right Now, as the case may be.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 18 comments