Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
Insomnia
insomnia

Fans of oral and anal sex have a reason to celebrate...

...because this is the day that the sodomy laws died.

This, incidentally, isn't just a gay issue. Now the fine people of Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia can enjoy the blessings of oral or anal sex ...even if they're straightlaced religious fundamentalists!

Unsuprisingly, Justice Scalia, Thomas, and Rehnquist dissented. Scalia wrote the primary dissent, saying that the court had signed on to the "homosexual agenda" but wanted to let us all know in his argument that he has "nothing against homosexuals". Sounds like a nice guy. Do you think he'd mind if a few thousand homosexuals came over for a block party? After all, there's a lot to celebrate tonight!

So, where *IS* the party anyway?! (I guess it's in one of two places, apparently...)
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