All I can say is...

If it's an April Fool's Day prank, grow the fuck up... and if it's not, grow the fuck up.

"Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill
it is a bottomless pit
Tell them firmly
I am not paid to listen to this drivel
you are a terminal fool
Otherwise they make you as crazy as they are."

- Wm. Burroughs, "Words of advice for young people"