Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

Barbie's a bitch...

...and I thought she was kitsch. >sigh<

I was watching my daily dose of cartoons, when I saw ads for the latest Barbie stuff...

It seems like the new marketing focus for Barbie is to turn young women in to ugly Americans.

Barbie, when she isn't modeling, is cashing in Ken's stock options to buy no less than three houses! She's got the Beach Bungalow, The Rock 'n' Roll Radio House, and of course the Dream House...

Sure, that's kinda to be expected, but what annoys me is that she is so damn trendy that she had to go out and get an airplane, a Mustang Convertible, a Beach Cruiser, a SUV, a Ferrari 355... and now she has a new Volkswagen Beetle!
Barbie depletes the ozone layer in her new VW Beetle

Barbie is a shitty driver... you can catch her holding up traffic, talking on her damn cellphone! And where does she drive? To the mall, of course, to buy more crappy Barbie stuff on her credit card.
Barbie maxes out her Visa... what does it matter? She doesn't have to pay the bill!

I wish they'd make the Barbie Asset Seizure playkit, or perhaps the Barbie Correctional Facility, for when she gets arrested for credit fraud.

Just think of all the interesting new friends Barbie can make in jail... Now there are some toys I would buy!

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