Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

like we didn't see this coming...

A great new invention that "represents years of research and development by a brilliant group of scientists and engineers"... I present, for your consideration, The Virtual Sex Machine.

A device that sucks and vibrates which is hooked up to a box that runs to the printer port on your PC. You pop in a CD-ROM (or, in the future, go to a website) and the device operates based on cues in the "movie" to give you a virtual experience.

Interesting idea, but the software is all proprietary and looks like pretty standard hetero porn. What would be really cool is for someone to reverse engineer the device and put out some open source software that will allow anyone to "reach out and touch someone". Someone could create a touch-sensitive phallus as an input device. A joystick, even...!

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.