Insomnia

LOLCODE : so wrong in so many ways.

Personally, I think it's a bad idea in that its simplicity could damage a whole generation of programmers who should really be learning something more like LOLA  or Snark++. 

How do you avoid the possibility of any criticism of FEMA at a press conference? 

Easy. You invite the press only at the very last minute, and have the questions asked by FEMA staffers.

Softball, anyone?!