February 14th, 2007

fashionable

Where's Sam Spade when you need him?

Maltese Falcon stolen from San Francisco restaurant! 

Gumshoe hired to hunt down perpetrators of the crime. $25,000 reward offered for its return, no questions asked! The mysterious falcon has a history of over 600 years of greed and murder...

All I can say to the person who stole it is... "You imbecile! You bloated idiot! You stupid fathead, you!" 

They've stolen the stuff that dreams are made of.