February 9th, 2007


She wanted to be like Marilyn.

Congrats, sugar! You obviously couldn't approach Ms Monroe's sex appeal or personality, but at least you got one thing right, you vacuous twat.  It kinda figures that a lawyer is going to end up with her dead billionaire sugar daddy's fortune, though... 

What will the media do after the autopsy-driven feeding frenzy is over?! FoxNews needs another missing white woman!