December 26th, 2006

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Why I love a nuclear Iran.

A new report shows that Iran is suffering a staggering decline in its oil exports. If the trend continues income could virtually disappear by 2015, leaving the country's fragile democracy unstable, impoverished, and vulnerable to tyranny.

Our European and Israeli allies *NEED* that oil! As such, it’s a matter of vital U.S. national interest to see that the exports from Iran keep flowing, and that the Iranians not decide to halt the flow of oil exports to secure their own energy stockpile.

For this reason, it’s imperative that we immediately lift our economic boycott on their country, send in government-supported teams to help them find and develop more of their remaining oil reserves, and assist the Iranians in refining their own uranium -- as is their right as a sovieriegn nation under the IAEA -- and pursuing the development of peaceful nuclear energy…

Right?!
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Guess who declared war on Christmas?

As you might remember from last year, major Christian organizations, such as the American Family Organization, the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, the Moral Majority Coalition (led by Jerry Falwell), the Christian Educators Association, the Alliance Defense Fund (led by James Dobson), The Christian Broadcasting Network / 700 Club (Pat Robertson), and the Liberty Council, politicians such as Newt Gingrich, and conservative talk show hosts such as Bill O'Reilly, John Gibson, and Tucker Carlson instigated a nationwide boycott of Target, Walmart, and other major stores, who choosed to use phrases such as Happy Holidays in their advertisements, rather than Merry Christmas.

Bill O'Reilly made numerous broadcasts on his show, particularly against the widespread use of the phrase "Happy Holidays." On Nov. 9, 2005 he presented an investigation into department stores that don't use the phrase "Merry Christmas." Amongst those attacked were Sears and Kmart, which had a banner on their Web site that, rather than openly proclaiming Christmas, said, "Wish Book Holiday 2005."

 "They were the worst we had to deal with . . . I think the backlash against stores that don't say 'Merry Christmas' is enormous because now people are aware of the issue."



So, what do you think the aforementioned people offended about the widespread use of phrases such as "Happy Holidays" and "Season's Greetings" will think about this secular, non-Christian greeting on the front webpage of one of the country's leading organizations, representing over 47 million Americans?

Which organization? This one, ironically enough.
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I seek disciples.


Brothers, sisters, I have seen the light!

I seek other disciples to spread the good news of our Godfather's return and of the redemption of Soul! 

Join me to form the Church of James Brown, and be forever known as a Disciple of Soul. 

I believe that James Brown died on Christmas to redeem Soul.
I believe that James Brown is still the Hardest Working Man in Show Business.
I believe that James Brown worked hard to spread the Gospel of Soul, and now, he's returned to the cosmic mothership to preach his gospel from on high, eternally united with the Father, Brother Ray, who plays keyboards righteously.

I believe that James Brown will return to the Apollo three days after his death to proclaim the power and the glory of Soul. Verily, he shall also be on television, to spread his gospel to the world.

Will you see the light of James Brown?
Will you hear, bear witness to, and spread the message of James Brown, the Soul Brother Number One? 
Will you let James Brown in to your heart to purify and redeem Soul?

Testify!