March 22nd, 2006


Throwing stones in the house of Windows.

Ever wonder why they called it Windows Vista instead of Windows 2006?

Apparently it's because it won't ship until 2007.

That's alright though. I'm sure that final versions will be distributed across the web well before it comes out so that all those virus creators out there are ready for the public release.

"So, God created the world in seven days. A foolish brag, I feel. If I was God I'd say, "I'm going to create the world over a number of days. Not sure how long, might be a bit pressed, you know..."
Do it like Microsoft - "lt'll be done by Saturday, Tuesday, next week...
We'll bring it out when we're fucking ready, right?"

- Eddie Izzard

Pres'nit gets his wars confused... again.

Helen Thomas: I’d like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet — your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth — what was your real reason? You have said it wasn’t oil — quest for oil, it hasn’t been Israel, or anything else. What was it?

The President: I think your premise — in all due respect to your question and to you as a lifelong journalist — is that — I didn’t want war. To assume I wanted war is just flat wrong, Helen, in all due respect –

Helen Thomas: Everything –

The President: Hold on for a second, please.

Helen Thomas: — everything I’ve heard –

The President: Excuse me, excuse me. No President wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it’s just simply not true. My attitude about the defense of this country changed on September the 11th. We — when we got attacked, I vowed then and there to use every asset at my disposal to protect the American people. Our foreign policy changed on that day, Helen. You know, we used to think we were secure because of oceans and previous diplomacy. But we realized on September the 11th, 2001, that killers could destroy innocent life. And I’m never going to forget it. And I’m never going to forget the vow I made to the American people that we will do everything in our power to protect our people.

Part of that meant to make sure that we didn’t allow people to provide safe haven to an enemy. And that’s why I went into Iraq — hold on for a second –

Q They didn’t do anything to you, or to our country.

THE PRESIDENT: Look — excuse me for a second, please. Excuse me for a second. They did. The Taliban provided safe haven for al Qaeda. That’s where al Qaeda trained –

Q I’m talking about Iraq...