February 28th, 2006


All his base are belong to Rush.

34% approval rating. Yikes. This is a surprise to me. How do you spin that?

"What do you mean, unpopular? Why, our President is beloved by his country. Infact, our polls show him with a 75% approval rating amongst those patriotic*, mature**, Americans who our country has always counted on to lead the way.***"
*     Republicans
**   Too old to be drafted
***  Males who can trace their ancestry back to the Mayflower.