November 9th, 2005


Governator terminated.

Huzzah! All the divisive, mean-spirited state propositions in California that Schwarzenegger supported are going down in flames!

For those not in California, Schwarzenegger basically spent the last year blaming teachers, nurses, and firefighters for the state's problems. (Everybody knows that our teachers, nurses, and firefighters are paid so well, after all... Why couldn't I make the big bucks in teaching, instead of going into computers?!)

Basically, he wasted the last year trying to bring about a "special election" in order to ram propositions down our throat. You've got to be careful around Schwarzenegger. Most of the time when people reject his unwanted propositions, he grabs their ass.

Hey Arnie, got a headache?! Maybe it's a tumor!

Words of advice...

So, you're going to Iraq? Army Magazine says you'd better bring along a mortar and some white phosphorus rounds for all your raids, cordons, and searches... Sure, it might be a bit dangerous to use in towns and cities, but you never know when it might come in handy.

White phosphorus -- it's not just for Fallujah anymore!