September 13th, 2005


...but can you do them well?!

"I can do more than one thing at one time. That's what -- I hope you -- by the time I'm finished President, I hope you'll realize that the government can do more than one thing at one time, and individuals in the government can." — George W. Bush, 9/12/05

Here, you see an example of our president trying to think and speak simultaneously. Fortunately, no gum chewing was involved in this incident.

It's kind of like having a President Yogi Berra, only without the talent, humility, honesty, and sense of humor.