June 27th, 2005


Are we there yet?!

Welcome to day number 1383 of the War on Terror!
(That's exactly 18 more days than the span of time from Pearl Harbor to the surrender of Japan, btw.)

So, obviously by now, we've forged a strong, overwhelming international coalition of great nations, right?

And our soldiers have so many weapons and so much armor that they don't know what to do with it, eh?

And, with well over a million allied troops, our enemies are hopelessly outnumbered, huh?

And our country is being led by a great leader... a great symbol of democracy who helps unite our nation, inspires confidence, tells it like it is, appeals to that which is best in us, and gives us the courage to see the war through to completion, no?!

Hmm. Yeah.
*claps hands*
So... anyone seen Osama lately?