December 6th, 2003

fashionable

And now, from the makers of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...

It's Uncle Tom Eye for the Unemployed Guy!

You'll laugh as loveable ol' Uncle Tom helps unemployed white collar workers find promising new careers as household servants, baggage attendants, doormen, bellboys, valets, bathroom attendants, and shoe polishers.

The critics are *RAVING* about Uncle Tom!

"Uncle Tom brings back the old days of classic Disney! Zip-a-dee-doo-dah! Thumbs WAY up!"
- Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

"Amazing! Uncle Tom really knows his stuff! Finally, there's someone black on TV who really acts like a black person!"
- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

"An eye-popping voyage into the jungle experience! Whether you want to learn how to remove spots from clothing or just want to sing a few minstrel songs, Uncle Tom is at your service!"
- Gene Shalit, The Today Show

"I wish that *my* personal manservant was more like Uncle Tom!"
- Rex Reed, New York Observer