November 4th, 2003


The power of prayer

... found lacking.

"I'm sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service..."

Christians scream "you shouldn't test God!" Apparently, God hates tests, though he does like the occasional "What kind of ____ are you?" web quiz.

On the plus side, (insert deity) gave you a brain. A life. A glorious world. Use it wisely.