January 1st, 2002


The ultimate golden parachute...

Are you a high-powered business exec who demands the utmost from your employees? Want to make sure they stay at their desks even if your skyscraper is on fire, but still want to cover your ass in case things start heating up?

It's as easy as Executivechute... float down to the ground as light as a feather. Executivechute - because only peons take the stairs!