October 13th, 2001


Are you guilty of crimes against nature?

I wouldn't be surprised if you are...

These laws are pretty damn old.The way they phrase the law in Massachusetts sounds like something out of the Old Testament...

" Whoever commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than twenty years."

...or public stoning. Whatever works. ;->

Do people in Boston know that they better not go downtown? Is Virginia *really* for lovers?! If you are on Spring Break in Ft. Lauderdale, do you know that you should "just say no" to hummers by drunk sorority sisters? If you are at Mardi Gras, do you know what you can and cannot do with all those beads?

In short, are you some kind of Sodomite, or what?!

I have an idea for Valentines Day next year... we should all visit our nearest sex-impaired state and... well... you know. We should then report to a police station and ask to be arrested. If there were enough people requesting arrest, I doubt they'd do it... and if they did, you'd actually be in jail with Sodomites that you liked for a change...

The Residents on Tour

The Residents. Double shot o' mah babeees looooove...

Looks like The Residents are playing S.F. and I never even heard about it until now. Hrm.

The Residents are one of those truly odd bands that I have never gotten the chance to see. They have a tendency to do things first and weirdest... which is something worth supporting right there. Looks like they have a webcast up of their latest tour, so maybe I will check that out first and decide just how badly I want to see them afterwards.

I know I want to see them, but do I want to see them fifty dollars plus applicable service charges bad?!