Insomnia

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines. Everyone dumped last minute changes on me for a major documentation release, and I am, to put it mildly, perturbed, since it has to go out today.

I need a very large. ornate wooden mallet for my office... say, about 4' long with a head about 1' across. I would love my mallet... I would call her "The persuader"... and I would severely bludgeon people who failed to get their feedback in on time. ;-)