Would you get James Brown, George Clinton, Fishbone, and Toots & the Maytals... or would you blow the whole wad to get Radiohead? How about Sonic Youth, Laurie Anderson, DJ Shadow, Henry Rollins, Lords of Acid, and Fiona Apple?!
Alternately, you could hire Ray Romano and probably still have enough left over to make a deal with Carrot Top... but I wouldn't recommend it. Not everybody loves Raymond.
