I was offered a drink, so I grabbed a soda out of a beverage fridge, which was perfectly stocked all the way from the back to the front of the fridge with a large assortment of different types of drinks/sodas. This left the fridge with a gaping hole in its otherwise pristinely stocked state. I somehow think that the hole didn't stay there very long...
Which got me thinking that it would be an interesting thing if an open source project was based on dominant/submissive relationships. All we need are a handful of dominants spread throughout the world, overseeing a gaggle of submissive programmers. We could dress them up, and even shave all their heads and make them do things. It would be just like Heaven's Gate, only without the aliens and the applesauce... oh, and without the castration, too.
Submit (your code) to me!