This is *NOT* a test. We are activating the Emergency Delirium Squealing System!
If this had been a test, we would not be notifying you about this concert. We can only hope that Ms. Hagen will find her way up to Northern California too, but a road trip is a possibility.
***REPEAT, A ROAD TRIP IS A POSSIBILITY!***
We now return you to your regularly scheduled deprogramming...
