It used to be that they flocked to economically depressed Italy after WWII for gay sex tourism and a bit of fun in the sun... but Italy's economy recovered, so they started going to North Africa... but things were all downhill after Joe Orton died and the Muslims started getting upset... so they went to Thailand... but with movies by DiCaprio and Claire Danes, things are starting to get crowded, touristy, expensive, and entirely too heterosexual... the Thai government is starting to crack down.
Well, thanks to the hard work of our boys overseas, now there's Kandahar! The U.S.A. - making the world safe again for gay sex tourism!
Wow... I knew there had to be a good side to all this killing!