Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,

Are you guilty of crimes against nature?

I wouldn't be surprised if you are...

These laws are pretty damn old.The way they phrase the law in Massachusetts sounds like something out of the Old Testament...

" Whoever commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than twenty years."

...or public stoning. Whatever works. ;->

Do people in Boston know that they better not go downtown? Is Virginia *really* for lovers?! If you are on Spring Break in Ft. Lauderdale, do you know that you should "just say no" to hummers by drunk sorority sisters? If you are at Mardi Gras, do you know what you can and cannot do with all those beads?

In short, are you some kind of Sodomite, or what?!

I have an idea for Valentines Day next year... we should all visit our nearest sex-impaired state and... well... you know. We should then report to a police station and ask to be arrested. If there were enough people requesting arrest, I doubt they'd do it... and if they did, you'd actually be in jail with Sodomites that you liked for a change...

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