Well, most followers of Islam are pretty reasonable and think that Saddam is an opportunistic, militaristic thug who victimizes his own people. Still, what could Bush do to encourage further terrorist acts and make Saddam appear positively insightful? How about doing a cowboy impersonation?
He could, for instance, start talking about the law of the west and say that Osama Bin Laden is "wanted, dead or alive."
Yeeeeeeee-Haw!
On a positive note, the latest Gallup polls indicate that Bush just added a whopping 8% to his approval rating from people who live in trailer parks or who wear oversized belt buckles...