Insomnia ([info]insomnia) wrote,
@ 2008-02-27 13:47:00
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The latest deadly terrorist weapon!

Duct tape!  

Please, someone save us from a world where any terrorist can go into a store and purchase duct tape!


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[info]fabricdragon
2008-02-27 10:10 pm UTC (link)
i guess they havent checked with Israel. this is hardly news.

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[info]insomnia
2008-02-27 11:55 pm UTC (link)
"this is hardly news"

Get with the program, missy... this is America!

You're not showing appropriate levels of hysteria!
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[info]fabricdragon
2008-02-27 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh. right....
sorry..
see icon!

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[info]thatdamnninja
2008-02-27 10:21 pm UTC (link)

'BAGHDAD — A new type of improvised explosive device in Iraq has been taped underneath cars and stuck to fuel trucks, animals and women.'

I just had a flashback to Borat's explanation of the hierarchy of man to horse to woman in Kazakhstan.

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[info]insomnia
2008-02-27 11:52 pm UTC (link)
It'll get even more scary once they start using the ducttape to put "kick me!" stickers on all of our troops!

Edited at 2008-02-27 11:52 pm UTC

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[info]lx
2008-02-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
But how will we duct tape our windows?

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[info]insomnia
2008-02-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
"But how will we duct tape our windows?"

We shall persevere based on the purity -- and adhesive strength -- of our precious bodily fluids.

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[info]lx
2008-02-28 12:04 am UTC (link)
You ever see a terrorist drink water, Mark?

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[info]paean
2008-02-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
Or what about purses. You could put a bomb in a purse. We'd better ban all handbags!

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[info]lafinjack
2008-02-28 01:55 am UTC (link)
The metal gets so hot, one wonders how long any duck-taped bomb would stick to it.

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