Insomnia (insomnia) wrote,
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Rudy Giuliani and the somewhat less than seven year itch.

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani was released from a Missouri hospital today, after being admitted overnight for flu-like symptoms.

...in a related note, Giuliani has announced that he has fallen in love with and intends to marry his nurse, and will be divorcing his ex-wife, former nurse Judith Giuliani, who was promptly arrested in a joint operation by the NYPD and the Secret Service for threatening the candidate's life. 
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